[MOUSE SQUEAKS]
[PENGUINS CHIRP]
[ALL CHEERING]
[SCREECHES]
♪ Adventure Time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the dog and Finn the human ♪
♪ the fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
[CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYING]
[SQUEAK! SQUEAK!]
[BUBBLE! BUBBLE! BUBBLE!]
Who wants a cookie?
[IMITATES AIRPLANE ZOOMING]
Milk-dipped chocolate-chip cookie!
No, thanks.
Now, come on, Finn. You ha ve to eat.
Open sesame!
Uh, Jake... can't we get rid of these clown nurses?
They make me feel ridiculous.
No way, man.
Ugh!
Well, now you know we can't jump off of birds.
[IMITATES AIRPLANE ZOOMING]
[IMITATES EXPLOSION]
[MUNCH! MUNCH!]
I paid them up front.
They don't leave until the job's done.
Besides...
[HONK! HONK! HONK!]
...they're funny. [HONK!]
[FARTS]
[LAUGHS]
Look! She just farted!
Time for our love therapy.
Wait -- what are they doing?
[SMOOCHES]
Whoa! Stop!
Oh, my! Did that hurt, dear?
No! I just don't want you kissing my toe!
Now, now, honey.
You got to understand that this is the only way
to foo-foo your boo-boo.
What does that even mean?!
I don't know, but I'm feeling better already.
Aah! That tickles.
You want me to stop?
No, keep going.
[SMOOCHING]
You're gross, man.
Look!
"Deep in the forest of trees,
there's a Cyclops whose magical tears can heal any wound."
See? See?!
Maybe you should leave the medical decisions
to the medical professionals.
And my professional prescription is
your toe needs c-razy smooches!
It's the only way!
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
Huh? What?!
[GRUNTING]
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
There's another way! There's my way!
Let me show you my way!
[SMOOCHES]
Aah! Let me go!
[SLURP! SLURP! SLURP!]
Aaaaaaaah!
[PANTING]
[NURSES GIGGLING]
Whoa!
Oof!
Huh?
It's the only way!
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
Whoa!
Waah! Waah!
[PANTING]
Whoa!
[GULPS]
It's the only way.
Aaaaaaah!
[SIGHS]
[SMOOCHING]
My way!
[SCREAMING]
Hmm.
Ring! Ring!
Look, there's only two choices, bro.
Take your pick.
There's a path on the left --
"Hair Fall Out path," no more hair again e ver!
Or the path on the right --
"Smelly path," makes you smelly forever.
[CHUCKLES] You won't believe it.
Isn't there another way?
No.
- What if I just went -- - No. That's it.
You have to choose. There's no other way.
Choosing is the only way.
[ECHOING] Choosing is the only way.
It's the only way!
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
[PANTING]
[NORMAL VOICE] Hey, listen, man --
The Smelly Path's actually not that bad.
Uh...uhh...
No! I choose my way!
Aaaaah!
My way.
[GROWLS]
[SCREAMING]
[SCREAMING CONTINUES]
Hmm.
Ring! Ring!
Hello, dummy police?
Yes, there's a strange dummy lurking around my house.
Okay. Yes.
Thank you. Goodbye.
What?
I need to cross the river.
The cyclops is over there.
You can't cross this river. It's impossible.
Look, the current --
it's so fast, it'll turn your butt inside out
for real, doofus.
And the water's so acidic,
it'll krump your boat in half.
It's like orange juice. It's gross.
There's a bridge, but it's a trap.
Plus, the water's jammin' with electric eels!
Wow. So weird.
Anyway, that's it.
There's no other way around, you dummy.
But I need to get across.
Listen what I'm telling you.
There's no way!
Ugly tramp.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
Glob, globbit, globbit, globbit!
Huh? What are you saying?
"Globbit, globbit"? Who's globbit?
Aah!
My way!
[BOTH SCREAMING]
No!
[ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP!]
Peugghhh!
Glibby-glab man, you're crazy!
We're not even halfway across!
You got to go back, man!
It's the only way, you ugly, fat-smelling, fathead!
No! My way!
Aah! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Uuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
[PANTING]
Crazy!
Globba, globba, globba, globba.
Uh, excuse me, friend.
Blblblblblblblblblblbl! Huh?
You're pretty tall.
Can you reach up there and get my wheel for me?
Got to get these melons home to my wife.
You know how it is.
[GROWLS]
My way!
[RUMBLE!]
[CRASH!]
Watch out, Rainy!
Aah!
Aah! Uhp!
Oof! [GROANS]
[GASPS]
[VOICE BREAKING] Rainy!
Whoops. Uh...
Man... I'm real sorry.
[CRYING] Yeah.
No doi, friend.
But... I can still help.
I-I'll fix your house for you.
Just get out of here! Leave us alone!
Uh...I...
[SIGHS]
Psycho Fink.
[AUTO-TUNED] ♪ I was wrong ♪
♪ Was I wrong? ♪
♪ No ♪
♪ Yes ♪
♪ I was wrong ♪
♪ How could it be? ♪
♪ I trusted in my guts ♪
♪ but ended up all nuts ♪
♪ I was wrong ♪
♪ How could it be? ♪
♪ Listened to my brain ♪
♪ but ended up insane ♪
♪ The melons rolled ♪
♪ over that lady ♪
♪ I went too far ♪
[BIRD CHIRPING]
♪ How could it be? ♪
♪ How did I go too far? ♪
[RUMBLE!]
[NORMAL VOICE] Yaah!
Hey! I know you're here for my magical tears,
but you won't have any, because I never cry.
I don't want them anymore.
What? Stop lying!
You're here for my tears, aren't you?
No. I hurt a small, hairy man's wife.
I just want to go home.
You're just trying to make me feel sad
so you can steal my tears when I cry,
but I've got a heart of stone, buddy.
I'm evil!
Dude! What's wrong with you?!
I said I don't want your tears!
You're lying!
I'm not lying!
You stink at lying.
Ugh! Fine. Whatever, man.
Have it your way.
Okay...
I will have it my way!
Huh?
[MOANING]
Beg for mercy, or I'll kill you!
[MUMBLING]
Whoa. What?
[MUMBLING]
What?!
I can't hear you!
I said...
my way!
Aah! Aah! Aah!
[CHUCKLING]
[SPLASH! TWINKLE!]
Huh?
Magical teardrop.
[LAUGHS]
My way can still work!
Yeah!
[SPLASH! TWINKLE!]
Huh?
I'm okay!
Yay!
[SPLASH! TWINKLE!]
Huh?
Whoa!
Ow! Ow, ow, ow!
[SPLASH! TWINKLE!]
Huh?
Whoo-hoo!
[SPLASH! TWINKLE!]
Yeah!
[CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYING]
Oh, yeah.
[DOOR BURSTS OPEN] Huh?
[BOTH GASP]
Have you come crawling back
for your proper treatment, babylips?
- Yah! - Ohh!
[THUD]
Kiss that!
Oh, my. You look horribly injured.
My kisses will heal you.
[SMOOCHING]
Now, how does that feel?
Bittersweet.
[SMOOCHING]
Hey, man.
You want me to heal your toe with my magical goo?
Ahh! No, thanks.
I think the kisses work better.
Excuse me! Don't stop! Keep going, please.
[SMOOCHING]
You're gross.
Hey! We all have our own ways.
You know what?
You're right.
[TWINKLE!]
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ and the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
♪ and do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ to a cliff under a tree ♪
[MOUSE SQUEAKS]
[PENGUINS CHIRP]
[ALL CHEERING]
[SCREECHES]
♪ Adventure Time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the dog and Finn the human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
Just about done.
Mmm. Oh, boy.
How much softy cheezy for your deezy?
A little? A lot?
Blech! None!
But you used to love softy cheese.
I don't want to talk about it.
[WIND BLOWS]
[HIGH-PITCHED MOAN]
- What was that? - Probably an owl.
Mmm.
Mm-mmm --
[SPITS] A ghost!
[MOANING]
Doo, it's just Ghost Princess.
Hey, G. P.!
[MOANS]
She's weird, huh?
[AIR WHOOSHES]
[BREATHES RAGGEDLY]
How's it going?
[MOANING]
Are you haunting us?
[ETHEREALLY] Yes-s-s.
Oh, okay.
[MOANS]
Well, can you knock it off?
Sorry.
It's just I'm doomed
to haunt this mortal plane.
Oh. Let's hear more about that, honey.
Until I discover the cause of my death,
my soul can't ascend to the 50th dead world.
But as a ghost, I have no memory of my mortal life...
and no idea how I died.
[GASPS]
It's a crime case!
Whoa! Step back, nephew!
We don't know that she was "moidered."
That's right!
We don't even know how she was "moidered."
But I'm the hard-boiled sleuth
that's gonna crack your case wide open.
Oh! That sounds wonderful!
This way, gentlemen.
Whoa.
Your neighborhood is... uh...
very peaceful.
It's the cradle of my despair.
Right, right.
Well, here's me.
Our first clue!
"Fee-may-ale."
It's a good start, but we need more.
Jake, it's time to interrogate the neighbors.
We'll do it "good cop, bad cop"-style.
I call "bad cop"!
Aww!
Yo, ghost! Yo, yo!
Yo, wake up, fool!
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!
What?!
Yo, ghost, what do you know about the lady
buried next to you? - What, you mean her?
She's been here longer than almost everybody!
He's right! [SOBBING]
And don't think I don't see what you do, Ghost Princess.
What?
Sneaking off at night,
scaring peeps, haunting at all hours --
'cause you can't deal with your issues!
[$OBS]
[CHUCKLES EVILLY]
MAN: Leave her be, Boilbee!
Wha-a-a-t?!
A princess deserves empathy -- not your sass.
Ohhh! Ahh!
[GRUMBLING]
Butt out, Clarence.
Some of us still want to feel, you know --
the vital [GULPS] magnetism of life,
the vibrating energies that connect
all living and non-living beings.
Nyah! I don't like your words!
Nyah!
I'm Ghost Princess.
Have we met before? I feel like we have.
I don't think so, milady, but I am honor-ed.
What do you know about
Ghosty P's getting murdle-erdled?
Sorry. I don't know anything.
I can't imagine anyone who would harm someone
as beautiful as this. [SMOOCHES]
Whoa. Smooth.
Did you try looking yonder?
That's where the néer-do-well ghosts hang out.
Right. Ne'er-do-wellers.
Let's do this, Jake!
You stay and eat cheese puffs.
[BOTH GULP, LAUGH]
Geez. Look at this place.
It's all bunked up.
Yeah, no wonder this is where the néer-do-wells go
when they deezy.
I got a feeling these ghosts are gonna be
harder to shake than Boilbee.
Yeah. Well, get ready,
'cause this biz is gonna get ridonk.
Cool, man! Hey, can I be "bad cop" now?
No.
Okay. Let's check this guy out.
- JAKE: What's it say? - FINN: "Some Donkus."
Wake up, Donkus! We got questions!
Dingus!
Time to sing, ya canary!
[GRUNTING]
Bam! Yah!
What you know about Ghost Princess, huh?!
Give it up, Dungus!
Hey, man, take it easy.
You do your job, Ido mine!
[GROWLING] Tell me what you know, punk!
[NORMAL VOICE] Uh-oh. What's this?
A busted knife.
Is this your knife, bro?
Tell me!
Jake -- "good cop"!
JAKE: Oh, right.
Cool out, "bad cop"!
No! Aah!
This ghost ain't home, man!
[PANTING]
Well, you're lucky my partner's here... pal.
- He's not worth it, man. - Hmph!
These ghosts think I'm playing.
They think it's all a big game.
But you know what? You know what I'm gonna do?
What?
I'm gonna turn this game upside downH
[ECHOES]
GHOST PRINCESS: So, you really don't know how you died, either?
CLARENCE: Of course not. Two, please.
And we might never find out.
But that's okay, because right now, in this moment,
I'm feeling pretty sweeties, you know?
I feel sweeties also in this moment, also.
- That's great, Ghost Princess.
I'm glad we can feel this way together
in the face of uncertainty.
Ladies and gents!
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present... Spirit Waves!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
[UP-TEMPO JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS]
More beautiful than I could imagine.
Are you talking about Spirit Waves?
I'm talking about you, Princess.
Ya-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-h!
Ghosts! You ghosts! Come out! Rah!
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
I think this place is abandoned, man.
They're just hiding 'cause they know they're guilty!
MALE GHOST: Yo! Yo! That's my grave!
Why are you fops trashing our spot?
[WEAKLY] We... thought
you were... hiding.
Dude, we were at the Spirit Waves show.
Kill these fools!
ALL: [GROWLING]
Bring it on, you mamas!
CLARENCE: Hold up! These guys are with me.
A'ight, Clarence, but only because of that one time
when I did that thing by accident
and you were cool about it.
It's your lucky day, punks.
Whew! Thanks, Clarence!
Yo, I'm sorry we haven't solved the case yet.
It's all right, Finn.
I'm calling off the investigation.
What? Why'?
I don't feel tormented anymore now that I'm with Clarence.
Oh, really? That's -- that's cool.
It's hard to explain,
but it's like we already know each other.
I feel it, too.
Our spirits must be entwined in the cosmic wheel of time.
Nice.
Let's go to my private mausoleum,
where we can be... private.
Yuck.
GHOST PRINCESSS: Thanks for your help!
A'ight! [SIGHS]
Aw, man.
I wanted to crack the case, you know?
Look on the bright side, guy.
We looted all this sweet grave booty!
Ka-ching!
Jake! You looted?! That's bad, man!
You're supposed to be "good cop."
Oops. I didn't know it was wrong.
Come on. Let's put all this stuff back.
- What?! All of it?! - Yes, Jake.
Huh.
This dagger says, "Renee." - What's that?
I guess Some Donkus' real name was...
"Re-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-nce!"
Have we met before?
It's hard to explain,
but it's like we already know each other.
Is this your knife, bro?
This ghost ain't home, man!
What is it, dude?
[GROWLING] We got to dig up the princess.
[GRUNTING]
Look! Sorry.
Lookit!
"Clarence." Clarence was "Some Donkus"!
Some Donkus ski-bopped Ghost Princess!
[DOORS SLAM] - JAKE: Stop!
Clarence is your murdler!
[GASPS]
[GRUNTS]
CLARENCE: Warrior Princess, give up your kingdom!
Never -- not even to you, my love!
[METAL CLANKING]
Unh!
Clarence, I... ahh...
My love!
N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!
[SOBBING]
I did it?
I forgive you, Clarence.
Take my hands!
Ascend with me to the 50th dead world!
I can't! My soul is stuck!
I have to know hovv ldied!
Oh, glob!
My life is like a fart.
Whoa, wait a minute. Say that again.
My life is like a fart!
I know you, man -- from the Squeezy Mart!
Huh? Uh, Squeezy Mart?
I'm starting to remember.
I was a broken man.
[GROANS]
More.
I think you've had enough, man.
I don't care. My life is like a fart.
Huh?
My life is like a fart!
[GLUGGING]
Hey! Hey, stop that!
Citizen's arrest!
[GLUGGING CONTINUES]
Hey, be careful, man!
[BOOMS]
So, that's why you don't like softy cheese.
GHOST PRINCESS: Clarence!
CLARENCE: Ghost Princess!
[SMOOCHING]
[RUMBLING]
Congratulations, you kids!
[LAUGHS] Yeah!
- Goodbye! - Thanks for everything!
- Thanks for everything. - Goodbye.
[SMOOCHING]
[FIREWORKS EXPLODING]
You sure you're ready for this, man?
Yeah. Give me one of them cheesy dogs, man.
[GULPS]
All gone?
Let me see. Move your tongue left...
Bleh bleh.
- ...and right. - Bleh.
I'm proud of you, pal -- real proud.
[BURPS]
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ and the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
♪ and do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ to a cliff under a tree ♪